Because his MOM showed up at his house and knocked at the door and announced herself RIGHT after we had .....well you know. The one thing I'm not talking about on this thing is my sex life. Luckily for all of us I was fully clothed and he lives on the first floor of his building otherwise I would have been screwed. Or dead. Or both.
Man, you know when you start to write something that you think's going to be funny and then just can't finish it? Let's just sum this up with me getting caught. Her yelling "You can come out HB, I know you're here. I love you." Then I had to give her a cigarette.
The end.
PSA -- while jumping out of a window, first assess what is on the ground below it. If it is a thorny prickly bush, scout for other options.
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i think i dated him... cause i DEFINITELY remember the pretentious, soul-sucking part....
dammit... wrong place for that... i will put it where it goes
::hangs head in shame::
i am sofa king...
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