"I lost my virginity on star wars sheets" "He lived on the second floor of gardner, I'm going to have to find a way to break into that room" "We used to go hiking and smoke pot" "I like A words, they're great" "I might hate you, but I'm OK with that" Want to know where all that came from? a Conversation with Kaboom. She was a little drunk and a little freaked out because she goes to Virginia Tech and we all know what happened there today so give here a little leeway, ok? I promised not to talk about that time she puked on me, so I won't. If you read this and don't already know the story then you're never going to get the details, sorry, I'm sick of repeating it. Actually I'm just sick, which is what is going to make this such a short blog. Running a fever, coughing, runny nose, the works so I'm cranky times one, then there's "the time of the month" which makes me cranky times two, and all of you who know me know that right now is not the most pleasant time to be around me. Whatever. YOU deal with it because I don't feel like it. Spiderman is doing a considerably great job dealing with it, but he has a considerably larger amount of patience with me than anyone else on this planet. By now anyone else would have just shot me. I'm high on cough syrup and theraflu and I still have to do a paper and by now I've probably pissed Kaboom off by quoting bits of our conversation on the internets. Oh well, if she likes it I'll leave it up, if she doesn't I may consider taking it down. I love her and all of her weird random funniness. Don't be mad Kaboom.
Now I have to go make up a paper for a class tomorrow. I have about three sentences of it done.
PSA for the day: If you have a really expensive car and the wind is blowing really hard don't park under a tree that is leaning over already because the ground is saturated, move it because the fucking tree may fall on it.
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