hey guess what?

It's been almost a year...imagine that. Lot's of shit has been going on, also, I don't have an internet connection at my house so it's kind of hard to post with no connection. I guess that I really don't have much to say except that with the neglect of my blog also came the neglect of my myspace page and WOW have there been some really interesting emails to come out of that....I have one huge newsflash and it's for men. No one, with perhaps the exception of Tila Tequila and her lot, responds well to overt propositions from strangers on the fucking internet. The next asshat that emails me and tells me that he can make me feel "better" (as I obviously need someone to help me with that) I will personally hunt down myself and make it so that they need help feeling better themselves. How do you like them apples?

SO to make what could have been a long and interesting post the reader's digest version I will now log off. I will be back later, I made a resolution to actually update this damn thing...we'll see how long that lasts.

Laters.