Has Half of the Entire Eastern Seaboard Called you at 10 AM when you're trying to sleep in?

Dude. Ok, I closed the store myself last night. Facts being that the laziest person that I have ever personally met closed the night before and it was a fucking disgusting mess (seriously? Black mop water, but whatever) and I didn't get out of there until 12:30 in the morning. I really (she said, in her whiniest voice) really wanted to sleep. Nope. First mom, then work, then mom, then work. But whatev.

Right now I'm drinking my coffee and eating a cookie for breakfast, because I am an adult and I can and don't anyone tell me otherwise. Cookies are good for any meal really; a multi-purpose food, but I'll get into that later. No, seriously, and this isn't an idle threat, if anyone lectures me on my eating habits, so help me god, I will write a thousand words on how cookies are a multi-purpose food. And, YOU ALL WILL READ IT. This means you Christy.

Ok, I have nothing else to say. I've been working since last Monday straight through with one puny little day off on Sunday that may as well have not even been a day off because I spent it fighting with Spiderman over the dumbest. thing. ever. And no, I will not be discussing it here at any point in time. I'm tired and non-funny right now.

I'm going to go get some more coffee.

Holy Crap It's Been a Long Ass Time

Wow. I'm tired. I don't do anything but work these days now that school is out for the time being. Umm, there's not much to say really, maybe there is and I don't feel like talking about it, but for now I'm going with there's not much to say. Honestly. Nothing witty at all.

EXCEPT. one thing. Who from San Diego is looking at this? Because the pretentious soul sucking bastard lived there for a time after he tried to kill me and then left the state and I was wondering if it was him. Although I'm pretty sure he's still sleeping in mommy's basement. Or with some poor, poor girl whom he's duped into thinking he's an actual functioning human being.

I'm going to go be a geek and watch Battlestar Galactica with my boyfriend.

Jenninja, get in touch with me, k?