Dude. Ok, I closed the store myself last night. Facts being that the laziest person that I have ever personally met closed the night before and it was a fucking disgusting mess (seriously? Black mop water, but whatever) and I didn't get out of there until 12:30 in the morning. I really (she said, in her whiniest voice) really wanted to sleep. Nope. First mom, then work, then mom, then work. But whatev.
Right now I'm drinking my coffee and eating a cookie for breakfast, because I am an adult and I can and don't anyone tell me otherwise. Cookies are good for any meal really; a multi-purpose food, but I'll get into that later. No, seriously, and this isn't an idle threat, if anyone lectures me on my eating habits, so help me god, I will write a thousand words on how cookies are a multi-purpose food. And, YOU ALL WILL READ IT. This means you Christy.
Ok, I have nothing else to say. I've been working since last Monday straight through with one puny little day off on Sunday that may as well have not even been a day off because I spent it fighting with Spiderman over the dumbest. thing. ever. And no, I will not be discussing it here at any point in time. I'm tired and non-funny right now.
I'm going to go get some more coffee.
1 comment:
I have had days like that! I am so sorry babe. I hope that all is good for you.
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