Empirical Proof That all Men are Shitheads

I'm going to keep this as simple as possible, since I have to be in class in 20 minutes. Let's do it in bullet format, shall we?

1. I recieve a phone call from an old friend last week
   
2. She asks when I stopped talking to a guy we both knew in HS
3. Then she tells me that he's dating another girl we both new from HS
4. Then we figure out the overlap time
5. The subject is dropped with a minimum of "oh my God, what a bastard's" and "that lying piece of shit." and "you should tell her: no you should tell her: no you should tell her" We decide neither of us should tell her.
   
6. We don't.
7. Today I get an email from said male telling me that I'm "a cool girl and that he would understand if I didn't want to talk to him"
8. My response? This is verbatum. "what happened? You and *name omitted* break up? You should probably remember that people talk to each other. Newsflash asshole, I'm nobody's fallback girl."
9. I forwarded it to the old friend from number one
10. The end.

And people wonder why I'm such a bitter, jaded person? It's because of shit like this.